Once upon a time, there was a sheep dog that had been kidnapped.
The dog had been taken to the lip enlargement lab where they took the fat from your bum and put it inside your lips.

They did their strange operation and gave the dog back to its owner saying that they had found it walking along the road.

The next day the owner of the dog, noticed that the dog had lips.
But he thought that it was nothing, and took the dog out to round up the owners big, fat, smelly sheep.
As the dog went out there to round up the big, fat, smelly sheep, the dog started kissing the sheep into a tight ball in the paddock where they had to be rounded up.

When the owner saw this, he almost fell off his motor bike.

And now, years later, he's in a crazy house, where the dog comes in and kisses him an hour everyday.