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Hello!
Today, as I said I would, I'm going to do Silly Sunday( sorry about copying you, Oirishlad).

All of my jokes today are from my Garfield book( with thanks to Jim Davis).

Q. Why was Garfield sitting on the roof of the restaurant?

A. He heard they were serving lasagna ... on the house!

Johns friend: "You look tired."
John: "I was up all night trying to catch Garfield in my Pajamas."
Johns friend: "Gosh! What was Garfield doing in your Pajamas?"

Q. Which side of Garfield has the most fur?

A. The outside!

John: " Garfield, did you eat all my Anzacs?"

Garfield: " I didn't touch one!"

John: " That's funny. There's only one left."

Garfield: " That's the one I didn't touch!"

Hello!

NEWS FLASH ON, THE CHRONICLES OF FERAL BEAST.

Yesterday, Dad proved he was a drop bear when he fell out of the pear tree.
He was in so much pain that he was in bed all day, and to make things even worse he was kicked out of bed by the dogs so he had to sleep on the chairs in the living room.
Now over to you Mini Beast.

AND NOW WITH THE SPORT.

Yesterday Mr D.B Beast did the most fantastic drop in the Drop Bear dropping contest and won the best bruises the world has ever seen.