Hello!
Today, as I said I would, I'm going to do Silly Sunday( sorry about copying you, Oirishlad).

All of my jokes today are from my Garfield book( with thanks to Jim Davis).

Q. Why was Garfield sitting on the roof of the restaurant?

A. He heard they were serving lasagna ... on the house!

Johns friend: "You look tired."
John: "I was up all night trying to catch Garfield in my Pajamas."
Johns friend: "Gosh! What was Garfield doing in your Pajamas?"

Q. Which side of Garfield has the most fur?

A. The outside!

John: " Garfield, did you eat all my Anzacs?"

Garfield: " I didn't touch one!"

John: " That's funny. There's only one left."

Garfield: " That's the one I didn't touch!"