The Day My Backyard Became An Alien Spaceport part 2  

Posted by Feral Beast in

After I was put in the holding cell after the giant preying mantises took over the world, I found some blow torches and burnt the eggs 'coz they only lived for a few days.

One day I was walking down the street with Dog after we killed all of the preying mantises and used all of the earth praying mantises to kill their giant brothers and sisters 'coz they were the small ones prey, I saw a storm water drain rumbling so I went down the drain to see what was going on down there.

When I went down there I saw a whole ant colony that worked with the giant praying mantises that I killed with my Dog.
They were the size of cars and it was easy to kill them but I had to find the queen ant 'coz the workers live for a few days so all I did was dodge all the ants and get down into the chamber where the queen lives and luckily I always have a bottle of bug killer and so I've killed another race of aliens.
If you want to see me kill some more just stay tuned. `

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4 comments

"I found some blow torches and burnt the eggs..."

I have the same problem with my breakfast, Mr Beast. I really ought to try using a frying pan instead.

April 19, 2008 at 4:46 PM

LOL. You might find they're cooked already, if not they're from a emu.

April 20, 2008 at 5:54 PM
Anonymous  

Wow! Cool story!

April 23, 2008 at 2:27 PM
Anonymous  

Wow! Cool story!

April 23, 2008 at 2:27 PM

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