Once upon a time in the time when humans had started living in deer hide huts, there had been a star that fell out of the sky and some strange people had brought some things that would be able to make blankets and spears that shot metal stones and logs that could shoot giant stones out of them.
Then there were others that shot lasers and made light from nothing but glass; these strange things had been made by these strange people, or really the people they enslaved to make these different things.

Then in the 1800's a man went to a cave and found some blue-prints on the wall that showed how to make a lot of those things, but there were some other blue prints to make other things, but the man didn't have the parts to make those other strange machines on the wall.

When he made these things he started the industrial revolution and over time there were other inventions created, and then in the UK up in the hills, the aliens that had made these machines got word of it and stowed away on some ships that were going to a new land that not even the aliens knew about.

Once they arrived they had to live in places that white man couldn't get to.

For 200 years they were in those places until they could come out of hiding because the bush land they had been hiding in got bigger and bigger.

Then one day they heard some news about some cows being killed in Mexico and South America, and they found out that their American brothers and sisters had forgotten that they were no longer animals from their own planet.
The Aussie aliens started turning into their American brothers and sisters until one day they were spotted and mistaken for a dog ('coz they look like a cross between a dog and a bat as they can fly) while they were taking down a cow and killing it.

They didn't notice that someone was right behind them with a gun, then, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM.

The animals started snarling at the person and jumped up on top of them, and all you could see was a pile of those animals and a pile of bones underneath.
The person's wife pulled up in a ute, and the animals jumped upon her as well, and then they found two 6 month baby's in the back and opened up the door and took them away into the bush.
They took them to their camp but they didn't eat them; they raised them as their own and after 7 years they were one of them, going up trees and taking down cows and bulls without getting a single scratch.

Then one day they were taking down another bull, but this time there was a man with a shot gun walking very slowly behind them, but ever since the first time they had made a rule that they would have someone looking out for humans, anyway, one of them spotted him and raised the alarm call, and yet again there was a pile of them on top of a pile of bones.

To be continued...