The mother of the galaxy  

Posted by Feral Beast in

Today I'm going to talk about my "MOTHER, WHO IS A ALIEN THING THAT COMES FROM A PLANET CALLED 2X33ZO WHICH IS SOME WHERE IN THE MILKY WAY!!!" eek

Which I am also from 2X33ZO because my dad and mum met there.We are like Earth tigers but instead we have spikes and we walk on two feet, and we can move our thumbs around. Anyway my mum can hunt down bulls, panthers, roos, Crocs, buffalo, sharks, deer, emus, huge stray cats, goannas.We all eat them at 12:00am earth time.Every night she lets "ME AND ONLY ME"prowl the streets, some times cars go past me and think that I'm a wild panther.eek Only joking.

Mum's so cool when I'm a big male Tigling and have cublings I'm going to be a male version of her. She also lets us call her feral old fart.mrgreen

She's the best Mother Tigling in the galaxy!!! mrgreen

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4 comments

Anonymous  

Feral,

You are one seriously talented writer, my friend!

I have to say it again:

LOOOOOOOOOving your blog!

Looking forward to your next post.

Take care :)

March 7, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Brian Hughes  

"MOTHER, WHO IS A ALIEN THING THAT COMES FROM A PLANET CALLED 2X33ZO..."

I've read your Mum's blog, Mr. Beast, and I don't doubt you for one moment.

March 7, 2008 at 8:31 PM
Anonymous  

Wow! Very amazing and impossible to believe! I never knew your Mother could hunt! And that you prowl in streets! One question: Do you use a ray gun?

March 8, 2008 at 4:08 PM
Feral Beast  

LOL to every one.
Motherofmillions- Thank you. I have to confess that it's all *true* and that I did not write it for fun! Really!

Yes, I agree with you Brian, I have read my mums blog too. She's strange.

Oirishlad-Yes, we use ray guns but my mum uses her Death Stare mostly.

March 8, 2008 at 4:42 PM

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